I puked a lego.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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