BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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