My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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