I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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