PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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