the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
