Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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