Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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