Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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