No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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