2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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