have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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