some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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