Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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