i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I want you more than these girls want KFC
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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