i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Randomize
