I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
