their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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