You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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