My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
