I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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