Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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