I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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