In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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