i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just want to make out with him forever
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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