Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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