I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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