THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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