spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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