ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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