i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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