it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We need a shit load of segways right now
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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