Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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