Kiss
Puke
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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