that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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