check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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