How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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