Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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