your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You can't motorboat a personality
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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