Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You did what with his pubic hair?
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