every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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