So drunk, too bad you don't want this
This girl is more easily done than said...
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So much Jack, so little girl.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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