And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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