Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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