So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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