They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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