a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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