people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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