The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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