the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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