so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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