I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I love you.
Bad choice
do nipples grow back?
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