it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Sacagawea was the original milf.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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