Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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