no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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